Monday, February 27, 2012

Biek Snob

Don't you miss the days when a bicycle could terrify a team of horses?

(via Biek Snob NYC.)

Friday, February 10, 2012

A Plant Named Mary

Gave a friend a plant named Mary
At a party where the popcorn balls
Were laced with THC
Fell backwards off my chair
The Nicaraguan parents said,
"You're such a lady,
You've been everywhere."
Not to Nicaragua
I said