Biek Snob

Don't you miss the days when a bicycle could terrify a team of horses?


(via Biek Snob NYC.)

A Plant Named Mary

Gave a friend a plant named Mary
At a party where the popcorn balls
Were laced with THC
Fell backwards off my chair
The Nicaraguan parents said,
"You're such a lady,
You've been everywhere."
Not to Nicaragua
I said